The harbinger of death, a martyr in the making

"You shouldn’t dye your hair so much it makes it unhealthy!"

Mf. I’ve been dying my hair every month for ten months now and it’s still soft and pretty af. Not to mention I pretty much wash my hair every day which you’re NOT even supposed to do. Hop off my clit.

pardonmewhileipanic:

thestasher:

That’s a keeper for the wedding album.

this would be the cover of my thank you for attending cards

pardonmewhileipanic:

thestasher:

That’s a keeper for the wedding album.

this would be the cover of my thank you for attending cards

outoutbriefcandle:

tigerhazard:

jamdoughnutmagician:

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

'Im hella erect'

me: i love fenris so much
person: yea i know
me: no you dont understand

morice:

blaineheavenanderson:

thesmallestactofkindness:

Gave my students a pop quiz today and learned something new:

If you make all the answers to the questions C, you will see 35 of the most hilariously panicked and confused faces in the world.

are you satan

you really do not live up to your url

sauntering-vaguely-downwards:

ThEC LOGnER YOU WATCHIT TH e MORE HILARIOUS IT GETS

xlovelessangelx:

*dies because of feels*

xlovelessangelx:

*dies because of feels*